Wednesday, November 25, 2009

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!



Have a Happy Thanksgiving!  May God continue to bless you and your family abundantly. 

God Bless You All!


Keep Smiling

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Pregnant Turkey

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional
feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.She
told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed
the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and
proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've
cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister
started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

chat later,

Kathy





NOTE:  I got the above joke from the Organic Homesteading Gardening Site

I'm still laughing!!! 

Keep Smiling

Sunday, November 15, 2009

BOW DOWN, OBAMA!!!!


Hmmm...I don't see anything on the ground. 


MSM Liberal SPIN:  Maybe he was trying to make eye contact with the Japanese Emperor.  Or, Obama could be checking the shine off the emperor's shoes. 

Conspiracy Theory:  Obama is on the bottom rung of the Illuminati.  He has to pay his respects accordingly.  He definitely can't be a SKULL. 

Spineless Theory:  Maybe, he has a bad back.  I have some naproxen if he needs it.  Nah, he can get his own. 

IMHO:  Now, I don't think the bow to the Saudi Royalty was accidental.  I bet he'll be on his knees when he meets the Russian President in a couple of hours.



Yeah, Yeah, I know...continue pray for him.  May God have mercy on him...Coz the Patriots sure don't. 




Monday, November 9, 2009

2009 CrossFit Games Highlights

CrossFit is Wildly INSANE!!!  Enjoy the Vid. 


Super Cow

Check out this Video!  Meet the Arnold of the Bovines.  Maybe they'll make a Terminator movie out of this..."The Bovinator". 

Hmmm...I wonder if it tastes good.  Gotta try it out...

I wonder how much that guy gets for giving that cow a haircut?!  Do they get a pedicure or is it a hooficure.  Or the guy harvesting the sperm...How much does he get? 


"It's very in the morning for, huh...". "I understand".  ROFL!!!